*a gay sticks his penis up a butthole*
*penis touches a poop*
tiago u need to cover the hell up
like wtf is this
I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me
if someone’s trying to have a conversation with you it’s probably best you click
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
